I apologize, faithful reader, that I wasn't able to post anything yesterday. The kids figured out how to cut the internet access and are now using it as a way to control me. They said that when I embarass them publicly, like I did at the capital, then I will lose certain privileges. Privileges include: Internet Access, Food, Clean Water, Clean Clothes, Rat Traps, Heat, Electricity, and anything else that they can take away.
They've also made it clear that just becoming a full time best selling author is not enough. They heard that J.K. Rowling lives in a castle and they think we should too. So...the bar just got higher. Thanks a lot Harry Potter.
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